so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend
and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad
I AM IN DISBELIEF
Update: i have now procured a date
I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.
Draco Malfoy. definitely Draco Malfoy.
I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy
there’s this little cafe inside my university and it’s now my favorite spot to hangout, either alone or with my friends.. for someone who loves to observe and watch people, the seat right in front the window is the best!! It gives a perfect view of the random activity around the university.. people walking to their next class or coming in or out the campus.. plus it’s really cozy! :)
and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card
Even on bad days, I’ll still be happy with you." -(via clumsiest)
"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
that is a magical dress made out of the night sky and stars. no one can tell me different
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
sometimes you don’t need to find someone else
"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"-(via latelycravingmore)
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
found this on fb thought you guys’d like it. original link
maybe the doctors should take some time off and let natural selection do it’s work
This is gold…
This is painful.
Base By: Jahrenesis